Frequently Asked Questions
What is Apocalypse Insure?
Apocalypse Insure is an insurance company specializing in coverage for a wide range of apocalyptic events. We protect you from scenarios that traditional insurance won’t cover, including natural disasters, supernatural occurrences, alien invasions, zombie outbreaks, and even religious end-times events like Judgment Day or Ragnarok.
Why would I need apocalypse insurance?
While traditional insurance covers everyday risks like car accidents and house fires, Apocalypse Insure goes beyond the ordinary. If you’re concerned about threats like asteroid impacts, global pandemics, AI takeovers, or zombie uprisings, our policies provide peace of mind that you and your loved ones are prepared for the unthinkable.
What types of apocalypses do you cover?
We offer comprehensive coverage for a wide range of apocalyptic scenarios, including but not limited to:
Natural Disasters, Supernatural Events, Alien Invasions, Technological Uprisings, Religious Prophecies, and more!
Check out our full list of covered events on our Coverage page.
How much does apocalypse insurance cost?
Our policies are customizable, so pricing varies based on the coverage you choose. Factors like your location, the specific apocalyptic events you want covered, and the size of your household can affect your premium. Get a free quote today by visiting our Get a Quote page.
How does your coverage work?
Our coverage works similarly to traditional insurance, but with a twist. Once you choose your apocalyptic scenario(s), you’ll receive a customized plan that includes:
Survival Resources: Financial support for supplies, bunkers, and evacuation plans.
Damage Protection: Coverage for property damage caused by apocalyptic events.
Medical Assistance: Access to medical and survival specialists during emergencies.
Rebuilding Support: Funds for rebuilding and recovery in the aftermath of global catastrophes.
Are there any exclusions to your coverage?
While we strive to cover a wide range of apocalyptic scenarios, there are a few exceptions. We do not cover:
Self-Inflicted Apocalypses: If you accidentally trigger the end of the world (e.g., by summoning an ancient god or creating a doomsday device), coverage may be limited.
Personal Acts of Heroism: If you choose to battle zombies, aliens, or machines on your own, any injuries or damage incurred may not be covered unless you have our Heroic Acts Rider.
Minor Supernatural Mischief: Ghost sightings, minor hauntings, or prankster poltergeists are not considered full-scale apocalypses.
Do you offer family plans?
Yes! Our Family Apocalypse Plans ensure that everyone in your household is covered, from your spouse and children to your pets. Protect your entire family with one comprehensive policy, so you can face the end of the world together.
How do I file a claim during an apocalypse?
If you find yourself in the midst of an apocalyptic event, simply contact our 24/7 Survival Support Hotline. Our team of experts will guide you through the claims process and provide real-time assistance to help you survive the crisis. We’re just a call away, even if zombies are banging on your door!
Can I upgrade my policy if new threats emerge?
Absolutely! We know the world is constantly changing, and new threats can appear at any time. Our Flexible Policy Upgrade option allows you to add coverage for new apocalyptic scenarios as they arise. Just contact our support team to adjust your plan.
Can I insure my underground bunker or survival shelter?
Yes, we provide specialized coverage for underground bunkers, survival shelters, and other fortified properties. Our Bunker Protection Plan ensures that your safe haven remains secure, no matter what apocalyptic event unfolds.
How do I sign up for a policy?
Getting started with Apocalypse Insure is easy! Simply visit our Get a Quote page, choose the scenarios you want coverage for, and customize your plan. Once you’ve selected your coverage, you can sign up online and receive instant confirmation of your policy.
What if the apocalypse never happens?
If you’ve been paying for coverage and the apocalypse hasn’t arrived by the end of your policy term, congratulations! You’ve invested in peace of mind. Rest assured, our policies are designed to be affordable, so you’re never wasting money—just preparing for the worst.
Is there a money-back guarantee?
Yes, we offer a 30-Day Risk-Free Trial. If you’re not completely satisfied with your policy, you can cancel within 30 days for a full refund. After all, we’re confident you’ll want to be prepared for anything the universe throws your way.
I have more questions.
Then don’t hesitate to reach out on our contacts page. Apocalypse Insure is committed to helping you survive and thrive, no matter what the future holds.